A tiny spider died

A tiny spider died in my water glass today. It died all splayed, so I could count its legs and see it was a spider, a tiny spider. Drowned and dead.

Lesbian hands

That’s lesbian hands, not lesbian ham.

I have lesbian hands, I just heard something on Russell Brand’s Radio 2 show about it, my ring finger is much longer than my index finger, which means I am a giant lezzer.

I found this old article about it.

Yay.